10 Sales Job Interviewing Tips for Losers
1.) Tell company management how proud you are of not having killer instincts
2.) Discuss how your not the type to make a commitment
3.) Tell the sales manager that your not interested in earning more money or better still that you’ve no interest in money
4.) Tell interviewer how you kept the laptop of your last employer
5.) Lose control of your emotions and show anger
6.) Discuss how you have no interest in networking
7.) Make tons of excuses for lack of results
8.) Tell them how you really like working from home because you have other things to do
9.) Discuss how you trust all prospects to do what they tell you they will do
10.) Tell the sales manager about your lack of personal goals
Believe or not, I recently heard that a guy actually got a sales job by saying most of these things – who knew?


